In “august” for example, Taylor sings, “ Meet me behind the mall,” and I highly doubt that they were grabbing an Auntie Anne’s and hitting up a Macy’s One Day Sale. The bulk of this love triangle seems to boldly take place in parked cars.
A cornerstone of both versions is vehicular manslaughter.įolklore’s “betty,” “august,” and “cardigan” are a trilogy of songs about loitering told from three different perspectives. I know this because I not only read The Great Gatsby in high school, but I also saw the Fergie-scored film adaptation. Much like Taylor Swift’s discography, The Great Gatsby is also about terrible driving, which I assume is why she relates to it. “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” ( Reputation) So Taylor has absolutely no business galavanting through traffic on foot like a regular Kelly Killoren Bensimon.ġ2. Traffic lights, per their name, are famously designed for cars - not pedestrians. “I’m walking fast through the traffic lights” The average wind speed in Taylor’s home state of Pennsylvania is 17.1 mph, the highest wind speed ever recorded on Earth is 253 mph, and the speed of “The Wind” by Cat Stevens is 115 BPM. Now, to be fair, there’s some room for debate on just how fast she’s going since it depends on wind speed. Particularly if it’s not even a cul-de-sac and you’ll have to do a three-point turn to get out.
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Whether it be a new Maserati, or a pre-owned Toyota RAV4, it is never a good idea to take off full speed down a dead-end street. “Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street,įaster than the wind, passionate as sin, ending so suddenly” Their “song” is going to be the sound of sirens if he doesn’t get his act together. The first thing they teach you in driver’s ed is to keep your hands at ten and two, and yet here Taylor is driving around town with a boy who only has one hand on the wheel.
“He’s got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel, But much like the way traffic cops do their jobs, the reasoning is mostly arbitrary and made up. Here, we rank every traffic violation in Taylor Swift’s discography, considering factors like severity of the infraction, danger level, and importance to T. The trend has slowed down as of late, suggesting that Joe Alwyn is a very good, responsible driver, whose time behind the wheel is not interesting enough to sing about - thank God. Amongst this “long list of ex-lovers,” there are some reckless drivers, some who make minor mistakes, and some whose licenses should be revoked. That being said, when really examining these violations with a critical eye, it becomes apparent that most of them were actually committed by the men driving Taylor around. And after nine albums of this, it’s reached a point where I finally begin to understand why the gay antagonist in “Picture to Burn” didn’t let her drive his “stupid old pickup truck.” Anyone who’s either a Swiftie or a crossing guard is sure to have noticed just how often Taylor sings about these illegal traffic maneuvers. In doing so, there are certain recurring themes or tropes that become apparent, like forbidden romances, colors representing emotions, and the worst driving imaginable. Love it! Will be featuring this.As Taylor Swift continues the slow but steady release of her re-recordings with Red (Taylor’s Version), we’re able to collectively revisit some of her early work through the lens of her discography as a whole. I love this song Comment by WillCollection I never break a promise cus I dont make em! lol Comment by cocaine_sweetheart Loving this, great to see your progress from them YouTube days Comment by Bay 2 LA's Hip Hop Plugī.Smyth is a freak love the song Comment by selysel Never break a promise Comment by Chanzbrown Heard yo sister asked to watch cause she a freak Comment by _I_Am_She_N_She_Is_MeįACE DOWN ASS UP, ROLE PLAY HAND CUFFS, CANDLES LIT SHE LIKE IT ROUGH, GO GO GO FOR HOURS SHE LIKE TO FUCK, TELL ME WHEN U HAD ENOUGH CAUSE BABY GIRL I DONT THINK U HAD ENOUGH IMMA MAKE THAT PUSSY TAP OUT Comment by user800282675 I luv thiz song omg i luv singin thiz Comment by _I_Am_She_N_She_Is_Me HIS VOICE IS EVERYTHING !!!! Comment by Luicson Arizone Still at it in 2019? Comment by Adena Gardner My girl gonna love fucking to this Comment by Samaiya
It's the year 3054 shxt still slaps!! PEEP MY MUS!C 💂♂️ Comment by madstoner420 Used to have this on replay nonstop in summer 2020 Comment by Sinthia Hopson
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